The Life Of A LittlBUGer

To make a long story short, our direct neighbors (meaning right beside our home and not a few homes down or anything) are somewhat redneck I would have to say.  When we first moved here, we had no idea of such activity.  But it didn’t take us long to find out… their yard eventually turned to dirt, with random trash in it, and instead of taking huge pieces of garbage and trying to fit them in the dumpsters in the alley or take them directly to the landfill, they just throw them in the alley, where they have sat…. forever.  Because of this, it drove us to put up a nice new vinyl fence on that side of our yard, so we can’t see anything over yonder and it has worked decently well, besides from the random noises and such.  We also did this because it so happens the neighbors two houses down in the same direction were even worse.

In any case, though there’s been some annoyances and whatnot every now and then, nothing too serious, until last night…  The people’s sons and sons’ friends decided to find a bunch of wood palettes and just other various piece of wood and began building kind of a like a large cage made of that wood in their backyard.  Once that was done, they started bringing in old nasty dirty mattresses which I can only assume came from the dump and started ripping them open, taking out the “foam” and putting the foam into the cage.  Can you guess what they were building yet?  That’s right ladies and gentlemen, a frickin Homemade Redneck Foam Pit!  I had to ask to confirm what they were doing so yes I know it’s true.

Now, why would they do this, and in such a small yard?  Well, though I thought I heard them correctly, I don’t know how true it is as I just don’t see how it’s feasible, but the “boys” wish to jump their bikes (like dirt bikes) into the pit…  that’s it.  So they have a tiny yard with a crappy chainlink fence in the back and a small shed with the alley directly behind that.  They have their foam pit somewhat closer to the back than the front.  And somehow, whether they get courageous enough to jump off the roof of their house or not, they will jump with their bikes so they themselves can land in the stinky, dirty, just plain nasty old mattress foam pit while their bikes go… with them? Outside and ram into the shed?  Outside and hit the neighbors fence in the alley?  Who the hell knows.

I just cannot fathom the stupidity here so I will not make any more comments as it’s just too easy, and dumb.  Please, anyone, tell me your stories if you have a redneck neighbor yourself.  It’s always a pleasure.  :)  Also, I’ll try to post some pictures later on, just for kicks.

Please note, I have nothing against “rednecks” or my neighbors (the actual people) in general.  They are nice enough and seem somewhat normal, but actions speak louder than words in some cases.  So when the time comes, I have to make fun.

This is in a reply to one of my original posts: http://blog.littlbuger.info/2007/10/22/ahh-the-intimate-vasectomy/

Well, for anyone who cares, I wanted to follow up on this as I should have long ago.

After about 3 months time, I had the fun chance of sending in my first ’sample’.  For those of you who don’t know, this meant that my wife and kids had to all get ready to leave, then my wife went and helped me do a ‘quickie’ so I could ‘go in a cup’.  Then we had to seal the cup, rush it to the doctor’s within a certain alloted time, and then hope for the best.  This wouldn’t have been so bad if I didn’t have kids, or was single, or something, but it’s a little embarrassing when you need to make sure you entire family is ‘ready’ for your “spooge test”, as I call it.  So we do this, get to the hospital, and I have my wife (yes my wife, not me) take the sample in.  She comes back and said she brought it to the correct people.  They asked what kind of sample it was.  She said “the ’special’ kind…”…

In any case, the results probably took about a week to get back to us in the mail.  From what I could read on the results paper, I was in the clear.  And to confirm this, with a nice little hand-written reply, my doctor, the one that did the ’surgery’ wrote his fantastic comment, “Congratulations, we cut the right cords!  :-)”  Ahh yes, exactly what I wanted to hear.  I laughed and cried at the same time.

I have yet to go in for my 2nd official test (though I still have the pre-labeled cup ready to go).  My wife hasn’t gotten pregnant yet, so I’m assuming that means I’m good.  And we’ve had plenty of times for something to happen.  So that ladies and gentlemen, completes this story.  I hope you enjoyed it. 

P.S.  From comments I’ve gotten on this and those who are now skeptical about actually going through with this yourself, please disregard what I said, to an extent.  Yes, it’s 100% true, but you need to look at it in a different way.  Just keep thinking, “Anytime, anywhere, without any protection, without any worries…” and you’ll understand why it’s worth it. 

Oh Jewlzk, my old, good and faithful host, where have you gone?  You were so great to me for that entire year I was with you, especially you Roland, and now it seems you have nearly disappeared from the planet.  I usually blame myself mostly as I know, at the time, I was one of your largest clients and it was because of the help of me you were getting an investor.  Everything was looking up and you were definitely growing.

Then, at least from your perspective, I was all of a sudden leaving with no prior warning.  I couldn’t afford the near $1000 a month for my servers anymore and found another hosting company, of similar size, who not only could give me something better and cheaper, but whose support seemed to actually exist.  Yes, that’s right Jewlzk.  Though you were so good to me for so long and one of the best hosts I’ve ever had, support response times diminished over the last few months while I was there and other issues kept cropping up when they shouldn’t.

So I decided to move, right at the same time the new investors were coming to kind of audit you and assess the situation, I’m assuming to see if you did actually have all of the clients and cashflow you said you had.  And I had to screw that all up and just leave without a trace.  I’ve always felt extremely terrible for doing this as I know you’re a good guy Roland and just always wanted to help.  And, being as I’m a host myself, I know it’s hard to find and keep good paying clients.  But sometimes enough is enough and for more professional reasons than personal, I had to move.  I had to do what I had to do in order to survive.  I couldn’t pay that high price anymore (at the time, nearly all of my revenue to pay for my servers came solely from advertisements) and I couldn’t sit and wait for answers like that.

So Jewlzk, I’m sorry I had to leave, I’m sorry I had to screw it all up for you, but you promised you said all was OK anyway.  You said that you understood and that you would continue on and help out others in need including your still current clients.  But it seems you may have lied to me there… I don’t know.  I still trust you and think you’re a good guy Roland, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.  I just want to know, where art thou gone Jewlzk?  Please come back in all of your previous splendor… or at least stop by and say hello like the good old times…  Please?

As I mentioned yesterday, I had TWO stories, so here’s the second.

A few months back I thought it would be cool to try and get a Nintendo Wii for my family as my oldest son is just now getting old enough to understand and play games and so it’s fun enough to play with him.  But I also wanted to get my wife, the non-computer-literate and non-gaming person that she is, somehow back into gaming if I could.  I figured, what better way than the Wii?  Obviously after only a bit of research, I found it was impossible to get a Wii locally and nearly all stores online were out of stock unless I got it on eBay if I decided to pay nearly twice as much.

So after a while I began to lose hope until I noticed an ad (on my own website even) about getting a Wii.  I clicked it and it brought me to a site called Online Reward Center ( http://www.onlinerewardcenter.com ).  It described something by signing up for free and then completing a certain numbers of offers from their website, if all went well, they’d send me a new Nintendo Wii.  Instantly my first thought was that it was a scam, like most of these types of things are, especially when I noticed that if I went to the main website (without going through the ad), there wasn’t even a way to get the Wii through their own menus.

But alas, I wanted a damn Wii, I wanted to try something new, and at that time, I didn’t care what consequences may occur.  So I joined and began browsing through all of their ‘offers’ which were spread out between 3 different categories (like Bronze, Silver, and Gold or something).  Before I even got to those offers though, they tried to trick me into signing up for a truck load of other offers that had nothing to do with me getting my Wii… I mean pages and pages of offers that I had to say No Thanks to before I finally got to the main offers I needed to complete.  It said I needed to fully complete 8 offers (4 from the lowest category, 2 from the middle, and 2 from the highest) and then continue from there.

So I began browsing and picking the offers I wanted that I thought would be the easiest and cheapest to do.  Examples were signing up for the Blockbuster Online movie rental thing (even though I’ve been a huge fan and long time member of Netflix), signing up for a small PayDay Loan (which I just immediately pay back right after I got it), signing up for a trial offer on a certain electronic device, or signing up for a trial offer on some software.  I knew that whatever I signed up for, as long as I met the full requirements of each offer, that I would promptly cancel each offer/subscription before a full month was up.

So I did the offers which took an hour or so to initially do, including the actually finding of the offers themselves.  All offers obviously required some sort of initial payment.  I estimated in total that my payments were around $125, which was fine.  Then over the next few weeks, as I waited and made sure I fully met all the requirements, I slowly canceled each offer as needed and kept checking back to the Online Reward Center site to see which offers have been ‘Reported’, meaning the company who does the offer reported to them I successfully did the offer and met the requirements.  After about 3 weeks, all buy one were successfully reported.  The damn Blockbuster one was the only one which didn’t want to report.  So I had to end up waiting for another week or so before I could finally contact the Online Reward Center company and manually report it.  This also forced me to pay another month of the Blockbuster rental, so now I was getting near $150 total thus far.

Now, it wasn’t really all fun and games in doing the offers and then canceling them.  Some of the companies made it difficult to cancel and 3 of them charged me again even though I did already cancel.  So I had to call them back, along with my bank, to get it all sorted out and get my money back.  Luckily this really wasn’t an issue, it was just time consuming and whatnot. Once those were taken care of and the Blockbuster offer was finally reported, I checked back on the site and it said that I successfully met all of the requirements, so now I had to fill out a ‘Gift Voucher Form’ and send it to them.  Meaning I had to print a form out, fill out the information, get it notarized (yes, notarized!.. you know, getting the official county seal of approval on the damn thing), and then send it back to them via standard mail.  So obviously, I knew this would take a good week in itself to get done and get back to them.

Well, it finally did get back to them and the status on their site changed and now said all was good and they were sending out a Gift Shipping Note or something to whomever needed it so that my Wii would be ordered and shipped to me.  At this point, I was both excited and scared/anxious at the same time.  I thought, what if this works and I get a Wii… though it required a bit of time and effort, I spent almost half as much as if I could have bought it in a store.  Then again, what if this whole thing was a scam and now I’m out $150 with time wasted for nothing?  What if the package I receive is not a Wii at all, but a fricken NES or something in its place?

So the worrying began when around 2 weeks or so later I still had nothing and no updates were posted for my account on the site.  That was until the next day, I finally got an email with a shipping notice and tracking number from UPS!  Whoohoo I thought!  So I waited another week for it to arrive and guess what!  The box was empty!  I was totally scammed!

No, not really, actually I was just lying right there.  Ha ha, gotcha!  Seriously though, it did arrive, fully intact and brand new in the box.  All parts a standard Wii package would come with and it works great.  I would have never thought that something like this would actually work and I would actually get my Wii for paying less than at a retail store.  Now my wife, kids, and I are having some good fun, though still learning too.

So I just wanted to thank Online Reward Center for their efforts and hope they continue in their ways and continue allowing people like me to get new technology and products for cheap (though through lots of time and effort).  I’m enjoying my new Wii, after almost exactly two months since I first signed up for the site, and I couldn’t be happier.  Now, if I could just get a nice new laptop for only completing the same 8 offers…

Man, has it seriously been nearly 3 weeks since I posted here?  Damn me… damn me to hell!

Anyway, I have a couple of things to share today.  First off, one of my new projects at home was to setup a system where I could backup all of my music, photos, and DVDs/movies to a home server or some external HD even and then be able to play those directly on my TV.  I mainly wanted this because of my DVDs.  When you have kids, you end either losing DVDs, getting them ruined or broken, etc.  So by backing them up electronically and then playing them directly to the TV, nothing is lost and it’s easier and faster to actually get the movie started.

The first thing that happened that allowed this ‘dream’ to come to reality was when the company I work for was going to throw out some ‘old’ computers.  I said, hell, I’ll take one home.  So I did.  It is very basic, Celeron 2.4 Ghz CPU with 256 MB RAM, 80 GB HD, etc. but still, probably powerful enough to eventually stream some media to my TV.

So I began research a month or so ago into media players that would be some sort of set top box that I’d put under my TV along with my DVD player and whatnot.   I searched left and right to try and find the best deal and best band for the buck.  Everything kept pointing to the Apple TV, but since I loath Apple and it really wasn’t quite what I wanted anyway (as it required iTunes and whatnot other crap) I had to find the next best thing.  It seemed that next best thing was the DLink DSM-520.  So I ordered it, it came, I installed it relatively easy enough.  Then I read up on it some more.

It seems the best way for me to go about things was to use their media software on my ‘new’ home server to share the folders I wanted to share which had my movies and such and to also first re-encode all of my movies to mp4 format.  I figured this would be OK as I could still get the main movie at good quality with OK file size.  So I did this so several test movies, installed the software, poked holes in my firewall and such and then did some tests.  Took me a while to realize that the DSM-520, though it had built in wireless capability, just wasn’t going to cut it wirelessly.  not because of any slow downs in movie playing or anything, but just because I couldn’t really ever get anything to work.

So I decided, since my TV is upstairs in the living room and my home server is downstairs in my office, I should try the powerline ethernet adapters to allow an ethernet connection through my power lines in the house.  I bought a pair of 200 Mbps Adaptec ones and after a very easy setup, I could see the wired connectivity was there and working fine.  So I wired it to my router and then to the DSM-520 and hoped for the best.  Though things were slightly better, it was still a 50/50 chance that any movie would even start playing and the DSM-520 was still just generally slow and sluggish on the menu.  When it did actually play, it may skip every now and then during the movie and I found out the remote was absolutely horrible at doing any chapter skipping or fast forwarding and rewinding.

So I thought about upgrading the home server a bit (such as adding more RAM, adding in a dedicated sound and video card, new power supply, etc.) to see if that was the issue.  I ordered the parts, got them installed, tried everything again, and absolutely no change.  So I began posting on the DLink forums and whatnot and no one was of any help as I’ve already tried all of their suggestions software-wise and hardware-wise.  So now I’m fed up.

Being pissed off and frustrated at the same time, I decide to think things over a bit.  My setup was maybe a bit unique.  Though I had the home server, the actual media I was sharing was on a 500 GB external drive connected via USB to the home server.  It was stored, actually, on a Klegg 500 GB NetDisk.  So I thought… hmm… maybe it’s the Klegg drive, or maybe I need something from Klegg to make it work?  So I began looking at Klegg…

Soon I found what seemed to be quite a little and amazing device, the Klegg MediaShare.  It could do everything the DSM-520 could and then some.  It could even act as an enclosure, meaning I could put a HD directly into the device so I wouldn’t even need a server to stream media from.  So after more research, though I found the main website to contain barely any information and it was supposively sold at only one location, reviews were fairly good and I noticed it could potentially play .iso files directly!  This means that I could do a full backup (menus, extras, and all) of a DVD to a .iso file and it would play directly through that.  The other bonus was that it didn’t require any software, it just looked for any open shares or shared folders on the network.

So again, I put my faith in this new unit, purchased it, set it up replacing the DSM-520 and low and behold, though it could see my server, it didn’t see any shared folders though I explicitly shared them for this purpose.  I was instantly frustrated until I actually looked at the manual and noticed something.  When talking about sharing folders, it didn’t say anything about using Windows XP Pro and having Simple Sharing disabled, it went through instructions with Simple File Sharing ENABLED.  So I did just that, re-shared my folders, and voila, it can see them!  So I navigated through it’s menu and clicked on one of my .iso movies and viola, it starts playing immediately!

I was so overjoyed at this moment, I didn’t know what to do.  So I just watched the movie for a while to make sure all was OK, even tried the remote out which actually works as it should and was impressed.   So this basically helped conclude my overall project as I knew I had a working solution for what I wanted.  Sure, I would have to have larger files for the DVD backups and such, but hell, space is cheap these days.  I just wish I would have bought the Klegg MediaShare right off the bat!

So in conclusion, I’m going to give a nice big THUMBS UP to Klegg and a nice big THUMBS DOWN to DLink for comparable media sharing capabilities (who knew this post would turn into a review!).  I’ll also state some pros and cons for you that were the main points I looked into:

 DLink DSM-520

Pros:

• Lots of information and active updates and support from main website
• Comes from a huge and widely known company
• Somewhat large userbase
• Has a large menu and the ability to view YouTube and other videos from online
• Wireless and wired capabilities
• Basically silent operation

Cons:

• Can’t play directly from .iso files or other DVD file formats (such as .vob, etc.)
• Remote is just plain horrible
• Menus and loading times are quite slow
• The device itself is overly large
• Can’t act like an enclosure
• USB interface can’t handle larger external hard drives

Klegg MediaShare

Pros:

• Menus looks great and easy to navigate
• No slowness or sluggishness in menus
• Remote works as it should
• Can play directly from .iso or .vob files
• The device itself is quite small
• Is an enclosure so a HD can be added directly to the device thus bypassing the need for a server at all
• USB interface can handle larger external drives
• Wireless and wired capabilities

Cons:

• Comes with a fan to help cool internal HD (if you put one in) and thus is a bit nosier than I’d like
• Relatively no information or updates from main website
• Small userbase
• Pretty much unknown company (other than the fact they bought Ximeta I think)
• Can’t play YouTube or other videos directly from the internet

And of course, links to both products:

DLink DSM-520: http://www.dlink.com/products/?pid=438

Klegg MedisShare: http://www.kleggusa.com/product_mediashare.html

FYI… I have a new affiliate system on my hosting/billing site ( http://billing.littlbuger.info ).  If you or anyone else wishes to register for an account for free (unless you already have one), you can then use the affiliate system to make some extra cash for yourself, and you don’t even need to purchase any hosting package.  Not only can you make money by having others purchase hosting through your affiliate link, but if you find someone who wants a free hosting account and they are willing to put my ads up and they have high traffic, I can arrange for you to get a percentage of what’s made through the ads as well.  I am also kind of in a bind this week as I have personal bills to pay that I will be unable to do due to issues with the server I had to pay for recently.  If you want to do the affiliate system to help get us both extra money, or even find people that want to donate because they’ve enjoyed my downloads site or something, please feel free to do all that you can.  Thank you so much, it’s appreciated. 

Well, I know it’s been awhile again, but oh well. Life is busy, suck it up.

I just had to post today because I came across such a cool site and idea: The PimpStar

“The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!”

Now, to me, when I first saw this, other than the ridiculously stupid name, I thought it was a neat idea. That was, until I watched the ‘promo/demo’ video: PimpStar Video

I’m not going to spoil anything, but seriously… seriously??!! Then I saw the price neat the bottom of the page… yea… no thank you.

Oh, and the picture of the day is: What Video Game System Should I Own?

Thanks for playing!

As per Neowin.net and this link:

Happy New Years folks and that means it’s time for New Years resolutions. We have some suggested resolutions for the PC Industry that will help them…and us!

#1 To the PC Makers: Stop pre-loading shareware. Nothing is more annoying than getting a new PC loaded with “trial versions” of programs. Just stop it.

#2 To Microsoft: Get Service Pack 1 for Windows Vista out there ASAP and make sure IE 7 doesn’t hang anymore for no apparent reason.

#3 To Apple: Get that 3G iPhone out the door sooner rather than later. GPS on it would be nice too.

#4 To the RIAA: Just stop it. I mean, seriously, just stop.

#5 To Jack Thompson: Get a new hobby. Better yet, get a life. In a world in which one can’t escape “The Girls Next Door” on TV are video games really a threat?

#6 To Google: Please make a Project Management extension to Google Calendar!

#7 To the BluRay and HD-DVD consortiums, please find a way to work together. You’re just slowing down adoption (massively).

#8 To Amazon: Just because you think it might be patentable doesn’t mean you should try to patent it.

#9 To Bloggers: This year is the US Presidential Election. Just remember, just because someone doesn’t agree with your political opinion doesn’t mean they’re a bunch of sub-human monsters who eat babies.

#10 To Internet Users: Just remember that there is another person on the other side of that screen. Just because they aren’t there to punch you in the nose doesn’t mean you should surrender any semblance of civility on-line.

Have a Happy New Year!

Seriously, something is wrong with me, or wrong with the world (well, that’s a given, but still). Either I’m not paying attention to time and space (and/or the space-time continuum) and just let about 6 days go by without notice, or ‘my head esplode!’, to somewhat properly quote Strong Bad Email. But seriously, I do feel bad about not posting as often as I should. I probably could post about random crap and other stuff once a day as I sure do find some crazy stuff each day to post, but I just am too damn busy or I just plain forget. “I just plain forgot”? Doesn’t that make me clinically insane or stupidly quoting the movie ‘Grumpy Old Men’?! Damit people, help me not get old and forget! Send me money and pie or a damn frickin Nintendo Wii and make it all better! OK, thanks! Until next time, here’s a funny story:

EU Adopts English - Link

And here’s the link of the day: The Least Used Page at Microsoft

My oh my, it’s been a long while since I’ve posted here eh? Well, I’m sorry to disappoint, but I’ve just recently been swamped at work and with the family that I’ve had absolutely no damn time for anything. I have deadlines approaching at work and too much work to be done until then, I have kids going crazy at home along with my wife, I have a friend’s PC that I need to finish fixing (I wiped it and started from scratch as it was going down…), and I have my own websites and other damn things to catch up on, including movies and gaming! GAH! What’s a poor guy like me with no time to do? I know!:

Step 1: Create a plan to successfully freeze time whenever I feel like it while at the same time making sure I don’t age during that frozen time even though I’m free to move around as I please and also be able to shit money out of my ass.

Step 2: Execute the plan and ?…

Step 3: Profit!

Some good news lately though, I finally decided to get tested for spermies down under (I’m sure some of you recall my fun Vasectomy story) and guess what? I’m in the clear! Whoohoo! Sex anywhere, anytime baby! And with that fun tip of information that you never needed nor wanted to know, here’s a fun picture of the day: Fat Pussy!

Enjoy and prosper!