The Life Of A LittlBUGer

This is in a reply to one of my original posts: http://blog.littlbuger.info/2007/10/22/ahh-the-intimate-vasectomy/

Well, for anyone who cares, I wanted to follow up on this as I should have long ago.

After about 3 months time, I had the fun chance of sending in my first ’sample’.  For those of you who don’t know, this meant that my wife and kids had to all get ready to leave, then my wife went and helped me do a ‘quickie’ so I could ‘go in a cup’.  Then we had to seal the cup, rush it to the doctor’s within a certain alloted time, and then hope for the best.  This wouldn’t have been so bad if I didn’t have kids, or was single, or something, but it’s a little embarrassing when you need to make sure you entire family is ‘ready’ for your “spooge test”, as I call it.  So we do this, get to the hospital, and I have my wife (yes my wife, not me) take the sample in.  She comes back and said she brought it to the correct people.  They asked what kind of sample it was.  She said “the ’special’ kind…”…

In any case, the results probably took about a week to get back to us in the mail.  From what I could read on the results paper, I was in the clear.  And to confirm this, with a nice little hand-written reply, my doctor, the one that did the ’surgery’ wrote his fantastic comment, “Congratulations, we cut the right cords!  :-)”  Ahh yes, exactly what I wanted to hear.  I laughed and cried at the same time.

I have yet to go in for my 2nd official test (though I still have the pre-labeled cup ready to go).  My wife hasn’t gotten pregnant yet, so I’m assuming that means I’m good.  And we’ve had plenty of times for something to happen.  So that ladies and gentlemen, completes this story.  I hope you enjoyed it. 

P.S.  From comments I’ve gotten on this and those who are now skeptical about actually going through with this yourself, please disregard what I said, to an extent.  Yes, it’s 100% true, but you need to look at it in a different way.  Just keep thinking, “Anytime, anywhere, without any protection, without any worries…” and you’ll understand why it’s worth it.