The Life Of A LittlBUGer

Yes, tis the season to be jolly and happy and just spend your hard-earned cash like crazy, but it just doesn’t seem like it so much for me. Life has been so hectic lately that I feel like it’s just another day, Christmas I mean, another day that just took away like $500 worth of good money that could have went to pay off some of the bills. But oh no, my family has to be gi-normous and as thus, there’s lots of presents to be had. I pretty much know that our kids are going to receive about 5 million gifts while my wife and I get 1, and it’s sad. Why is it sad that my kids get more than us? Because my kids are already spoiled beyond belief and already have too many toys as it is that we have to literally give toys away, that it’s useless to give them more and try to make them understand about how to earn things in life. Then you have my wife who works her ass off to do just about everything, while all I do is work (overtime a lot lately) to make the money, and we get the shaft. It sucks, it’s sad, and it doesn’t feel like Christmas.

Actually lately nothing really feels right and I really just don’t care about things. All I want is to pay off our crap debt, give away the kids, and go on a damn vacation and then buy the stuff I’ve always wanted to buy and actually live happy and stress free. But America isn’t as free as the slogan goes…

And damit people, where’s my frickin Nintendo Wii?! I’m warning you, I may not continue to post if I don’t get a donation of one soon!

BAH HUM BUG!

Anyway, yea, I need to post something actually entertaining or news relevant soon or I’ll probably lose the 1 reader that I currently have! Any suggestions?

So yea, been a while again, sorry, suck it up, I just forget or don’t have time.  And no one sent me a Nintendo Wii so I’m not gonna try hard.

Anyway, not a whole lot of other things are happening other than gobbs of stuff to do at work, crazy wife and chaotic kids, having my bank account near bottom out, and me with no time to do what I really, really want… you know, same old, same old.  I finally finished completely redoing a friends PC after it’s been a big POS for 1.5 years.  Only took me 3 days during a 2 week time period.  All I want to do now and forever is play the latest games and watch the latest movies and so on and so forth, but I can’t, and I’m sad.  And yes I’m pissing and moaning but that’s how it is.  You never know, maybe someone will throw me a bone.  I mean, shoot, if we even had $1 million, not only would WE be set for life, but we could help many OTHERS be set.  But alas, the really rich people don’t really ever donate or help the little guys like me, people like me who know how to save their money and spend it wisely and live off of ’small’ amounts of interest for years… no the rich blow their money as fast as they get it or just are greedy bitches and keep it all to themselves even though they’ll never spend more than 20% of it all.  Anyway…

Enough rants for today, someone finally put out an article worth reading.  It’s about the lovely transformation your PC will have when you UPGRADE (yes, upgrade) from Vista to XP!  For those of you poor people whom I pity so much who either got stuck with Vista or decided to downgrade to it, I’m sorry, but maybe this article will help wake you up a bit, you damn fools.  Here’s the Link.

Oh, and I guess here’s a pic of the day: Coolest Cop Ever

Seriously, something is wrong with me, or wrong with the world (well, that’s a given, but still). Either I’m not paying attention to time and space (and/or the space-time continuum) and just let about 6 days go by without notice, or ‘my head esplode!’, to somewhat properly quote Strong Bad Email. But seriously, I do feel bad about not posting as often as I should. I probably could post about random crap and other stuff once a day as I sure do find some crazy stuff each day to post, but I just am too damn busy or I just plain forget. “I just plain forgot”? Doesn’t that make me clinically insane or stupidly quoting the movie ‘Grumpy Old Men’?! Damit people, help me not get old and forget! Send me money and pie or a damn frickin Nintendo Wii and make it all better! OK, thanks! Until next time, here’s a funny story:

EU Adopts English - Link

And here’s the link of the day: The Least Used Page at Microsoft

My oh my, it’s been a long while since I’ve posted here eh? Well, I’m sorry to disappoint, but I’ve just recently been swamped at work and with the family that I’ve had absolutely no damn time for anything. I have deadlines approaching at work and too much work to be done until then, I have kids going crazy at home along with my wife, I have a friend’s PC that I need to finish fixing (I wiped it and started from scratch as it was going down…), and I have my own websites and other damn things to catch up on, including movies and gaming! GAH! What’s a poor guy like me with no time to do? I know!:

Step 1: Create a plan to successfully freeze time whenever I feel like it while at the same time making sure I don’t age during that frozen time even though I’m free to move around as I please and also be able to shit money out of my ass.

Step 2: Execute the plan and ?…

Step 3: Profit!

Some good news lately though, I finally decided to get tested for spermies down under (I’m sure some of you recall my fun Vasectomy story) and guess what? I’m in the clear! Whoohoo! Sex anywhere, anytime baby! And with that fun tip of information that you never needed nor wanted to know, here’s a fun picture of the day: Fat Pussy!

Enjoy and prosper!