Hello all and sorry that I haven’t been posting much as of late. I just haven’t seen, heard of, or been through enough drama or crap lately to make any meaningful posts. Though, I guess my grandfather’s 80th birthday was something special, but nothing worth noting here. And I do have some crapified issues at work I can express to the world here, but still not good enough. Eh, oh well, I guess I’ll leave you all with a fun poem I found. Enjoy. 
A Poem for Computer Users Over 40
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You’d be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocketknife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider’s home
And a virus was the flu.
I’ll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
No one’s been killed in a computer crash
But it makes their face turn red!
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