Simply put, look at the following image (and I swear to God this is real and unaltered):
(Or click here for a direct link to it to see full version)
Seriously, WTF was going on during that time? I still don’t know… and that’s pretty sad. :-\
Hello all. Long time no post. Anyway…
I’ve come to a computer issue that I’ve never encountered before. I’m a hardcore gamer and when I have time I try to play the latest games. I’ve never had any problems doing so and tend to do so frequently. Well, lately I tried to run Mass Effect, a new game I’ve never tried before. I noticed right off the bat when I first loaded the game a strange problem: whenever I moved my mouse, the game would lag/stutter horribly, whether it was in-game, in the menu area, during a video, etc.; but when I didn’t move my mouse, everything ran smooth as butter.
I thought there was something wrong with the game and eventually wrong with my computer until I realized it was a common problem that happened to many people. I’ve never even heard of it before so I didn’t know of any solution. So I researched the crap out of the issue as at that time, all of my games were now umplayable. I tried every suggestion under the sun such as turning off V-Sync, uninstalling my Logitech mouse drivers, rebooting my computer, updating my video drivers, etc. Nothing ever worked, until one day I tried the following:
1.) I installed the very latest non-beta video drivers for my computer.
2.) Reboot
3.) I installed the very latest non-beta mouse drivers for my computer.
4.) Reboot
5.) I installed the very latest release of DirectX. I know the very latest ‘version’ for my video card is 9.0c, BUT Microsoft likes to release newer versions with the same version number but of a newer month, such as June 2008. So I installed the latest version which at the time as the June 2008 Redistributable.
6.) Reboot
As soon as I did all of that, all of my mouse lag problems went away. I never really knew how they started in the first place, whether it was the install of Mass Effect, or a Windows Update before then, or whatever, but at least I could find a fix.
I know this may not help everyone, but at least it’s a different solution than I could find out there. :) Enjoy.
To make a long story short, our direct neighbors (meaning right beside our home and not a few homes down or anything) are somewhat redneck I would have to say. When we first moved here, we had no idea of such activity. But it didn’t take us long to find out… their yard eventually turned to dirt, with random trash in it, and instead of taking huge pieces of garbage and trying to fit them in the dumpsters in the alley or take them directly to the landfill, they just throw them in the alley, where they have sat…. forever. Because of this, it drove us to put up a nice new vinyl fence on that side of our yard, so we can’t see anything over yonder and it has worked decently well, besides from the random noises and such. We also did this because it so happens the neighbors two houses down in the same direction were even worse.
In any case, though there’s been some annoyances and whatnot every now and then, nothing too serious, until last night… The people’s sons and sons’ friends decided to find a bunch of wood palettes and just other various piece of wood and began building kind of a like a large cage made of that wood in their backyard. Once that was done, they started bringing in old nasty dirty mattresses which I can only assume came from the dump and started ripping them open, taking out the “foam” and putting the foam into the cage. Can you guess what they were building yet? That’s right ladies and gentlemen, a frickin Homemade Redneck Foam Pit! I had to ask to confirm what they were doing so yes I know it’s true.
Now, why would they do this, and in such a small yard? Well, though I thought I heard them correctly, I don’t know how true it is as I just don’t see how it’s feasible, but the “boys” wish to jump their bikes (like dirt bikes) into the pit… that’s it. So they have a tiny yard with a crappy chainlink fence in the back and a small shed with the alley directly behind that. They have their foam pit somewhat closer to the back than the front. And somehow, whether they get courageous enough to jump off the roof of their house or not, they will jump with their bikes so they themselves can land in the stinky, dirty, just plain nasty old mattress foam pit while their bikes go… with them? Outside and ram into the shed? Outside and hit the neighbors fence in the alley? Who the hell knows.
I just cannot fathom the stupidity here so I will not make any more comments as it’s just too easy, and dumb. Please, anyone, tell me your stories if you have a redneck neighbor yourself. It’s always a pleasure. :) Also, I’ll try to post some pictures later on, just for kicks.
Please note, I have nothing against “rednecks” or my neighbors (the actual people) in general. They are nice enough and seem somewhat normal, but actions speak louder than words in some cases. So when the time comes, I have to make fun.
Please read the important announcement located here: Press Release
It should be ready by all. Thank you.
This is in a reply to one of my original posts: http://blog.littlbuger.info/2007/10/22/ahh-the-intimate-vasectomy/
Well, for anyone who cares, I wanted to follow up on this as I should have long ago.
After about 3 months time, I had the fun chance of sending in my first ’sample’. For those of you who don’t know, this meant that my wife and kids had to all get ready to leave, then my wife went and helped me do a ‘quickie’ so I could ‘go in a cup’. Then we had to seal the cup, rush it to the doctor’s within a certain alloted time, and then hope for the best. This wouldn’t have been so bad if I didn’t have kids, or was single, or something, but it’s a little embarrassing when you need to make sure you entire family is ‘ready’ for your “spooge test”, as I call it. So we do this, get to the hospital, and I have my wife (yes my wife, not me) take the sample in. She comes back and said she brought it to the correct people. They asked what kind of sample it was. She said “the ’special’ kind…”…
In any case, the results probably took about a week to get back to us in the mail. From what I could read on the results paper, I was in the clear. And to confirm this, with a nice little hand-written reply, my doctor, the one that did the ’surgery’ wrote his fantastic comment, “Congratulations, we cut the right cords! :-)” Ahh yes, exactly what I wanted to hear. I laughed and cried at the same time.
I have yet to go in for my 2nd official test (though I still have the pre-labeled cup ready to go). My wife hasn’t gotten pregnant yet, so I’m assuming that means I’m good. And we’ve had plenty of times for something to happen. So that ladies and gentlemen, completes this story. I hope you enjoyed it. 
P.S. From comments I’ve gotten on this and those who are now skeptical about actually going through with this yourself, please disregard what I said, to an extent. Yes, it’s 100% true, but you need to look at it in a different way. Just keep thinking, “Anytime, anywhere, without any protection, without any worries…” and you’ll understand why it’s worth it. 
Yes, it’s been a long time, I know. I’ve just been FAR too busy with, well, life. Work, Family, and more work and family, throw in heaps and heaps of stress and drama, and that’s my life. Oh yea, don’t forget to suck away all of the money too, gotta make it challenging.
Anyway, I thought the following was funny enough to post about when I had a few minutes. Basically titled:
Don’t Piss Off An Engineer
Gotta love it! 
Oh, and by the way, for some reason, I hate the new admin interface of the latest WordPress. I have no idea why they changed it like this. It’s like they wanted to make it even harder to do and find things, and to click 3 times as much to do 1 thing. Oh well…
Until next time… which may be ???
I am the master of overclocking! Behold! My un-touched screenshot showing proof of concept of how I overclocked my 2.2 Ghz system to over 44 Ghz!
Screenshot:
I challenge someone to beat that (without editing their screenshot)!
NOTE: Those of you who are keen enough to spot the subtle hint in the picture may know what’s really going on here…
(If you’d like to know how I did it, feel free to contact me)
So, though my family really has no money, my wife and I are freaking out as we have 3 kids and never enough time to do anything of anything. So she really wanted to go on a ‘vacation’ for the weekend, which means to leave my 2 sons at home with with the grandparents and we go somewhere with our 8 month old. Yippee…
So we go to a bed and breakfast about 1 hour away in another ‘city’ and had a decent time there in the small town of Red Lodge, Montana. Food was good, shops were fun to look around, and bed and breakfast was nice.
But then I noticed something on the morning of Sunday when we woke up in the bed and breakfast… my throat hurt like hell. But I didn’t sleep with my mouth open, nor did I do anything to cause this. So I ignored it until later that night and then guess what? I’m dog sick and today, being Monday, it’s much worse. So now instead of being at work, which is actually where I long to go a lot, I’m stuck at home with 3 crazy screaming kids and a wife who constantly wants my help (how does she do anything WITHOUT me during the normal work week?), and I feel like my head is going to explode…
Anyway, all I want to say is, “Thanks for the sickness Jeff and Brook, you guys suck!” (Jeff and Brook being co-workers who went to work all week last week being sick themselves). Oh well I guess, I got to play a couple extra hours of gaming and slept in another hour than usual eh? :-\
Oh, and kudos to Xfire and their website April Fools joke. I love the 1337-speak throughout. Very funny.
Oh Jewlzk, my old, good and faithful host, where have you gone? You were so great to me for that entire year I was with you, especially you Roland, and now it seems you have nearly disappeared from the planet. I usually blame myself mostly as I know, at the time, I was one of your largest clients and it was because of the help of me you were getting an investor. Everything was looking up and you were definitely growing.
Then, at least from your perspective, I was all of a sudden leaving with no prior warning. I couldn’t afford the near $1000 a month for my servers anymore and found another hosting company, of similar size, who not only could give me something better and cheaper, but whose support seemed to actually exist. Yes, that’s right Jewlzk. Though you were so good to me for so long and one of the best hosts I’ve ever had, support response times diminished over the last few months while I was there and other issues kept cropping up when they shouldn’t.
So I decided to move, right at the same time the new investors were coming to kind of audit you and assess the situation, I’m assuming to see if you did actually have all of the clients and cashflow you said you had. And I had to screw that all up and just leave without a trace. I’ve always felt extremely terrible for doing this as I know you’re a good guy Roland and just always wanted to help. And, being as I’m a host myself, I know it’s hard to find and keep good paying clients. But sometimes enough is enough and for more professional reasons than personal, I had to move. I had to do what I had to do in order to survive. I couldn’t pay that high price anymore (at the time, nearly all of my revenue to pay for my servers came solely from advertisements) and I couldn’t sit and wait for answers like that.
So Jewlzk, I’m sorry I had to leave, I’m sorry I had to screw it all up for you, but you promised you said all was OK anyway. You said that you understood and that you would continue on and help out others in need including your still current clients. But it seems you may have lied to me there… I don’t know. I still trust you and think you’re a good guy Roland, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. I just want to know, where art thou gone Jewlzk? Please come back in all of your previous splendor… or at least stop by and say hello like the good old times… Please?
As I mentioned yesterday, I had TWO stories, so here’s the second.
A few months back I thought it would be cool to try and get a Nintendo Wii for my family as my oldest son is just now getting old enough to understand and play games and so it’s fun enough to play with him. But I also wanted to get my wife, the non-computer-literate and non-gaming person that she is, somehow back into gaming if I could. I figured, what better way than the Wii? Obviously after only a bit of research, I found it was impossible to get a Wii locally and nearly all stores online were out of stock unless I got it on eBay if I decided to pay nearly twice as much.
So after a while I began to lose hope until I noticed an ad (on my own website even) about getting a Wii. I clicked it and it brought me to a site called Online Reward Center ( http://www.onlinerewardcenter.com ). It described something by signing up for free and then completing a certain numbers of offers from their website, if all went well, they’d send me a new Nintendo Wii. Instantly my first thought was that it was a scam, like most of these types of things are, especially when I noticed that if I went to the main website (without going through the ad), there wasn’t even a way to get the Wii through their own menus.
But alas, I wanted a damn Wii, I wanted to try something new, and at that time, I didn’t care what consequences may occur. So I joined and began browsing through all of their ‘offers’ which were spread out between 3 different categories (like Bronze, Silver, and Gold or something). Before I even got to those offers though, they tried to trick me into signing up for a truck load of other offers that had nothing to do with me getting my Wii… I mean pages and pages of offers that I had to say No Thanks to before I finally got to the main offers I needed to complete. It said I needed to fully complete 8 offers (4 from the lowest category, 2 from the middle, and 2 from the highest) and then continue from there.
So I began browsing and picking the offers I wanted that I thought would be the easiest and cheapest to do. Examples were signing up for the Blockbuster Online movie rental thing (even though I’ve been a huge fan and long time member of Netflix), signing up for a small PayDay Loan (which I just immediately pay back right after I got it), signing up for a trial offer on a certain electronic device, or signing up for a trial offer on some software. I knew that whatever I signed up for, as long as I met the full requirements of each offer, that I would promptly cancel each offer/subscription before a full month was up.
So I did the offers which took an hour or so to initially do, including the actually finding of the offers themselves. All offers obviously required some sort of initial payment. I estimated in total that my payments were around $125, which was fine. Then over the next few weeks, as I waited and made sure I fully met all the requirements, I slowly canceled each offer as needed and kept checking back to the Online Reward Center site to see which offers have been ‘Reported’, meaning the company who does the offer reported to them I successfully did the offer and met the requirements. After about 3 weeks, all buy one were successfully reported. The damn Blockbuster one was the only one which didn’t want to report. So I had to end up waiting for another week or so before I could finally contact the Online Reward Center company and manually report it. This also forced me to pay another month of the Blockbuster rental, so now I was getting near $150 total thus far.
Now, it wasn’t really all fun and games in doing the offers and then canceling them. Some of the companies made it difficult to cancel and 3 of them charged me again even though I did already cancel. So I had to call them back, along with my bank, to get it all sorted out and get my money back. Luckily this really wasn’t an issue, it was just time consuming and whatnot. Once those were taken care of and the Blockbuster offer was finally reported, I checked back on the site and it said that I successfully met all of the requirements, so now I had to fill out a ‘Gift Voucher Form’ and send it to them. Meaning I had to print a form out, fill out the information, get it notarized (yes, notarized!.. you know, getting the official county seal of approval on the damn thing), and then send it back to them via standard mail. So obviously, I knew this would take a good week in itself to get done and get back to them.
Well, it finally did get back to them and the status on their site changed and now said all was good and they were sending out a Gift Shipping Note or something to whomever needed it so that my Wii would be ordered and shipped to me. At this point, I was both excited and scared/anxious at the same time. I thought, what if this works and I get a Wii… though it required a bit of time and effort, I spent almost half as much as if I could have bought it in a store. Then again, what if this whole thing was a scam and now I’m out $150 with time wasted for nothing? What if the package I receive is not a Wii at all, but a fricken NES or something in its place?
So the worrying began when around 2 weeks or so later I still had nothing and no updates were posted for my account on the site. That was until the next day, I finally got an email with a shipping notice and tracking number from UPS! Whoohoo I thought! So I waited another week for it to arrive and guess what! The box was empty! I was totally scammed!
No, not really, actually I was just lying right there. Ha ha, gotcha! Seriously though, it did arrive, fully intact and brand new in the box. All parts a standard Wii package would come with and it works great. I would have never thought that something like this would actually work and I would actually get my Wii for paying less than at a retail store. Now my wife, kids, and I are having some good fun, though still learning too.
So I just wanted to thank Online Reward Center for their efforts and hope they continue in their ways and continue allowing people like me to get new technology and products for cheap (though through lots of time and effort). I’m enjoying my new Wii, after almost exactly two months since I first signed up for the site, and I couldn’t be happier. Now, if I could just get a nice new laptop for only completing the same 8 offers…
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